You need a friendly hand, and I need action

Oh, I am so back in the game.

Upcoming posts:

• The hot ex-military man in Jersey

• The small dick, huge load in Maine

• The huge dick, bigger load in New Hampshire

• And a couple of dicks, just the right size, in DC. At the same time.

These all happened a few months ago, but today I tasted hard dick for the first time in months to scratch a really, really bad itch, but the itch is just getting worse. I'm almost scared of becoming a reckless cumpig, but when the load is as sweet as it was today, its totally worth it.

The Update, the Excuse, and the Apology

So.... I am alive. Still. And... well, let's just do this one step at a time.

The Update

I am physically okay, mentally fine and emotionally dead. The mono took much more of a toll on me than I thought it could, and I now find myself without sickness, but without much else either. I haven't hooked up with anyone (on a sexual OR friend level) in a month because... well, that's brings us to 

The Excuse

Most people who have very serious cases of mono lose their appetite and consequently lose a lot, almost a dangerous amount of weight. I did not. In fact, I gained weight. Almost 20 pounds in a month. Consequently, I have a very poor self-image right now. On top of that, the exhaustion really killed my libido and I just haven't had the energy or willpower to do pretty much anything useful aside from going to work, doing my job (still excellently, I might add- I guess all that sexual energy needed to go somewhere!) and cleaning (and re-cleaning) the house. So in true form to this blog, right now I'm very much feeling Not Very Sexy.

The Apology

Sorry for not updating with what was going on, but as you can imagine, anything related to sex and how fun it was for a while there got me a little more depressed so I shunned this blog like it was my job. But I am feeling better for myself now, I have joined a gym and pretty soon I will be back to my old self, physically and -- more importantly -- emotionally.

But enough about me. If you read this, I'm asking you to please regale me with the details of your last sexploit.  

Oh, and Maxx, my excuse was being sick. What's yours? I, and others, are waiting for your next update with bated breath! Not to mention raging hard-ons.

As a closing note, I'm willing to bet that anyone reading this blog (which I'm assuming is still in low numbers... I have much work to do!) already knows of a very, very hot blog from a Torontonian over at BONED n' STONED. Very hot indeed. I urge you all to check it out!

Hope you all had excellent holidays, and here's to a rip-roaring new year.

Cheers!

The Excuse

Still alive... albeit barely. 

Last week I came down with mono. Pretty bad apparently. I was in the hospital for a couple of days and just got back a few hours ago. It's pretty much the first time I've been able to sit up without wanting to vomit. Score one for Rob!

Anyways, once I get over this, I'll definitely be posting more. I lost a few pounds in the hospital, so I'm lookin' better than ever! A little illness joke, folks.

Till then, have the fun!

The Pseudo-Fantasy

Last night, I blew a straight guy. It was hot.

I met him on Craigslist and we met behind a train station. He got out of his car, looked at me and said "Oh. I thought you were a girl."

We joked a bit, and I asked him if he wanted to go through with it. He hesitated, said that he really wanted to get off, and I told him that if he wanted to, I was totally game. He was very cute, kinda dopey, but hot. He said sure and we got into my van.

He sat there with this weird grin on his face. I asked him if he ever got head from a guy before. He said no. I told him if he was uncomfortable to tell me and we'd stop.

He had a really nice cock... very smooth, uncut, good sized, and he was nicely trimmed. He was hard right from the get go, but I think there was some kind of hesitation because he started to get soft. I changed strategies and started jerking him a little, tonguing his slit and he got hard again fast.

Now, I was kneeling there, in the back of my van, sucking a straight guy's dick. It didn't really hit me until after we were done, but it was unbelievably hot. I mean, I've blown married guys before, and "curious" guys, but this was a guy who thought he was meeting up with a girl, saw a guy, but let me blow him anyways. I was hard driving all the way home.

The unfortunate part is that he barely lasted ten minutes. Probably closer to five. He tasted really, really good though. He asked how he was and I told him he was great. I asked him if he liked it and said that it was similar to getting blown by a girl, but he liked when he could feel my beard on his cock. He said that he hadn't gotten any in a few days, trying to explain how trigger-happy he was. I didn't mind, really. The location was a little sketchy, so I was kind of happy to get out of there. I sent him an email when I got home asking if we could meet again. I have yet to hear anything back, but I jerked off like mad last night and it felt so. fucking. good. 

God, I love Craigslist.

On the Blog, Craigslist, and Snowballing

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